What the view looks like when your projected ETA rolls around and you are still on the ground because A) they forgot to refuel your plane B) a “miscommunication” = the morons who run this thing forgot for 45 minutes to tell the guy refueling the plane that he actually can start refueling the plane and nobody noticed C) you get rerouted on a longer path because you’ve waited so long that now there’s a raging thunderstorm D) you have to turn back to get more fuel because you didn’t have enough to start with E) 50% of the plane has missed their flight and you need to reattach the gate F) you get more fuel but then you can’t leave because all of the passengers who deplaned have to get their “Green Tag” bags because we are flying in a M.F.ing tin can. @united you guys are just so awesome it isn’t even funny. I hate you. Can’t wait for the seat I paid for to get taken so I can sit on my neighbor’s lap for the entire flight (if we ever take off that is) so that I can avoid being beaten and dragged off the plane. Kisses! #unitedsucks
